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Crime and Violins #11: The Impossible and the Improbable

Arachne Jericho on Jun 11th 2008

Photography: Foxtongue
Three twisted pieces of metal gleamed on the rich mahogany of the dining room table, the largest about three inches in length and maybe an inch wide, pinched in the middle. The smallest was no longer and no thicker than Arcady’s index finger. He delicately picked up the pieces, turning them over [...]

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Crime and Violins #10: Investigator Thunderdome

Arachne Jericho on May 27th 2008

Photography: MCS_flickr
Arcady and Inspector Kincaide stared each other down, like two stray tomcats individually deciding yet not deciding whether now was the time to claw the enemy’s eyes out.
Zene wondered what the equivalent of a bucket of water would be.
“It’d help us both if you’d lay all your cards on the table,” said [...]

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Crime and Violins #9: The Death of Oaks

Arachne Jericho on May 4th 2008

Photography: mandj98
Arcady looked back at the gate and scowled at the approaching figure. “My damn father,” he muttered, snapping his cellphone shut, “can’t seem to keep a promise. Which makes him perfect for running for office this year.”
Hestia reached the gate, out of breath, and stretched up towards a control panel behind [...]

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Crime and Violins #8: Gratuitous Cliffhanger

Arachne Jericho on Feb 22nd 2008

Photography: *^ ^* Sherry

“I’m surprised the old man didn’t try harder to frame me for murder,” said Zene. They had managed to stop by a McDonald’s after all, and he was working his way through a quarter-pounder as the hybrid sat mired in traffic on the bridge.
“He would never do that,” said Arcady. [...]

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Crime and Violins #7: Fiddle Me This

Arachne Jericho on Feb 8th 2008

Photography: Murdoch666

Zene woke up on the sofa, neck painfully stiff. He reached out for the bottle of ibuprofen on the coffee table, conveniently located to deal with the aftereffects of “the night before” every other morning. Dry-swallowing two pills, he got up and headed to the kitchen for water.
In the gray light of [...]

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Crime and Violins #6: Relations Most Estranged

Arachne Jericho on Jan 18th 2008

Photography: porkfork6

“I didn’t fucking kill him.”
“No one said that you did, Mr. Zene,” said Chief Inspector Malady Kincaide. “We just find your situation a little suspicious.”
Zene sighed. He never should have accepted the money. They’d found Arcady’s advance on him, and the check was now a hostage in a little plastic bag in someone’s [...]

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Podcast: Arcady and Zene: A Decent Christmas

Arachne Jericho on Jan 18th 2008

Merry Christmas!
This will be Spontaneous Derivation’s second podcast, consisting of only a reading of Arcady and Zene: A Decent Christmas. I still haven’t gotten that better microphone yet; sorry about that.
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Crime and Violins #5: Death by Chandelier

Arachne Jericho on Jan 4th 2008

Photography: Jaako

“How did you find me?” asked Arcady, not turning around. He was gazing over misty Lake Washington, elbows resting on the stonework balcony railing.
Zene leaned on the railing next to him. “One, you wouldn’t go anywhere near your father, so I took the stairs on the opposite side of the room. [...]

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Crime and Violins #4: The Heart of Crown Royal

Arachne Jericho on Dec 30th 2007

Photography: Jaysspace.com

“So, how is Arcady doing?” asked Hestia.
They had retired to a corner table with a bottle of Crown Royal, the contents of which Zene was drinking with more cultured relish than the amateur wine-tasters hovering about.
He carefully considered his next words, which might make the difference between one Crown Royal or two.
“Chipper. [...]

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Crime and Violins #3: Wolf-tempered Klutter, First Prelude

Arachne Jericho on Dec 30th 2007

Painting: Pieter Claesz

The raindrop notes of the first prelude of Bach’s Das Wohltemperierte Klavier played out like a spring shower, dancing between the clink of wineglasses and the murmur of voices. To his surprise, Zene was enjoying himself.
Don’t get too confident, he thought. It’s not like it’s Britten.
Under the warm light of the [...]

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